June 23, 2008 Club Bulletin #239
by Frank Kelly

BOARD OF DIRECTORS, 2007-2008 President, Gary Wieskamp ; President Elect, Karen Diercks ; Directors: Dennis McDonald, Mary Wildermuth, Tim Nelson, John Schwandke. Past President: Dale Lucht , S; Treasurer: Randy Ludke, GS; Secretary Ann Moody,G(2)S www.muscatinerotary.org Governor, District 6000: Diana Reed, Des Moines, Iowa. Rotary International President: Wilfrid J. Wilkinson, Ontario, Canada.
HURRY! HURRY! GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE ON SALE! 
Kelly Garvin brought a supply of really cool blue Rotary polo shirts to be worn at all the exciting upcoming events planned for Rotary. Only $20 until July and then they're $25.
NON-ROTARIAN GUESTS

Brooke Mehaffey (new Red Cross Director) - Lynn Schultz
Bob Sutton - Jim Nepple
ROTARIAN GUESTS

Rob Hemmelgarn
SECOND READING

Richard Hawk
THE BIG STORY
Barb Christensen received the Rotary Vocational Achievement Award for all the work she's done throughout the years to advance the Muscatine Art Center. Barb got her advance degree from a fine Oklahoma University. Congratulations, Barb!
HAPPY NEWS
Jeannie and Dave Stanley were happy to tell us they'd completed 60 years of marriage. Dave coughed up 60 bucks! Your editor went up to see if it was in silver certificates but it was a check.
Frank Kelly was happy to be a Rotarian. He had bumped into some people over the weekend wh o had flood problems and he was able to call a couple of fellow Rotarians to get the problem solved.
THIS WEEK'S PROGRAM
Randy Hill - Rebuilding Iraq One Brick at a Time
LAST PROGRAM 
We were supposed to see Jessa and James Huebing Reitinger talk about Project InSect But something went haywire and Barb Christensen brought Sheila Chadoin from the Musser Public Library to share some photos and facts about Oscar Grossheim.  What a terrific program!  We saw slides (no PowerPoint)! This is itself was a trip into history.

UPCOMING ROTARY PROGRAMS
Barb Christensen and A.J. Johnson are program chairs for June.
June 30 - The Fight Against Juvenile Diabetes - Kim Seligman
DeWayne Hopkins is the program chair for July
July 7th - Mrs. Lori Gossenburg, Manager, Muscatine County Fair will discuss the 2008 Muscatine County Fair.  If we're lucky, she'll bring the current president of the Muscatine County Fair Board
with her.
July 14th - Mr. Ken Purdy, pilot and Louisa County Supervisor on the current condition of Lake Odessa.
July 21st - From Mercy Hospital in Iowa City, Dr. Linda Lee and Ian Montgomery, will give us a "Cardiology Update."

And to complete the month of July with a July 28th presentation by Muscatine Police Chief Gary Coderoni.  A day in the life of the City of Muscatine's Chief of Police.
OUR QUOTE OF THE DAY

Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as ever you can.
TODAY'S ROTARY MOMENT
It is a truism of human nature that few people will perform without some type of recognition. To Rotarians, the rewards are fun, fellowship, and self actualization. But the overriding reward is the knowledge that through their service, they and - the Rotarians they lead - are making the world a better place through effective leadership in their workplace, in their Rotary Clubs, in their communities and in the world beyond.
Tips From the Redneck Book of Manners
1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3. It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.