October 22, 2007 Club Bulletin #207
by Frank Kelly

BOARD OF DIRECTORS, 2007-2008 President, Gary Wieskamp ; President Elect; Directors: Karen Diercks; Dennis McDonald, Mary Wildermuth, Tim Nelson, John Schwandke. Past President: Dale Lucht , S; Treasurer: Randy Ludke, GS; Secretary Ann Moody,G(2)S www.muscatinerotary.org

Governor, District 6000: Diana Reed, Des Moines, Iowa. Rotary International President: Wilfrid J. Wilkinson, Trenton, Ontario, Canada.

LAST WEEK'S PROGRAM:   Jeanne Slater, of Iowa Equine Rescue Network,  couldn't make it. Instead, she sent Danielle Jones, the treasurer of the organization. She gave a lively presentation about the work of the interesting organization. They rescue horses, mules, and an occasional duck, that are in trouble because of neglect or other problems. Private donations support this organization.
TODAY'S PROGRAM
Melanie Alexander, Muscatine History and Industry Center, will give us an update and tell us a little bit about a new book coming out on the Button Industry.

UPCOMING ROTARY PROGRAMS
October 29th: Chris McGinnis, Director, Muscatine Humane Society
November
November 5    Saul Solomon, Chairman, CEO and President of Bridgestone Bandag, LLC
November 12  We will hear about the latest at the Salvation Army.
November 19   Donna Katen-Bahensky CEO of  University of Iowa Hospitals and Clinics
November 25  John Hayes, International Water Management System - Tony Joseph will introduce
December:
December 3    TBA
December 10  Muscatine High School Singers -  Darcy Hendricks + 8 students
December 17  Muscatine Community College - Jan Phillips and MCC singers (Note: This meeting will be held at MCC)
December 24 & 31   No Rotary meetings
SONG LEADERS
October - Frank Kelly
November - Dennis Taylor
December - Paul Kraushaar

January- Bill Trent
February - Open
March - Ann Meeker
April - Diana Gradert
May - Norm Smith
June - Harvey Allbee, Jr.
Guests

Non-Rotarians
Liz Shropshire - Keith Porter
Burim Varniqi - Keith Porter

Students
Kayla Chick - first visit
Page Crowe - first visit
Katie Chambliss - who spoke to us
Michella Calzaretta - who spoke to us
Emily Bunn - who spoke to us
Taylor Canfield - who spoke to us

Quote of the Day - Sometimes you just have to create what you want to be a part of.
Announcements
Liz Shropshire - who organized the Kosovo Project (which ultimately evolved into our exchange students) - told our club that we are the best Rotary Club in the world for the way we have reached out and supported this project that is all about world peace and understanding.
$715 came to Muscatine for disaster relief from our sister clubs in Bettendorf and Daventport.
Rotary Moment - 1911 - The Rotary Platform is established - "Service Above Self" and "He Profits Most Who Serves the Best."
Happy News
Frank Kelly - Just happy to be here
Harvey Allbee, Jr., happy about Hawkeye Football
John Stevens is also pretty happy about Hawkeye Football
David Utley - another football fan in transports of ecstacy
Karen Diercks - happy that our community has produced Muscatine! the Musical.
Brightener
A first grade teacher collected old and well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of the proverb and had them come up with the rest. Here is what they said:
As you shall make your bed, so shall you --- mess it up.
Better to be safe than --- punch a fifth grader
Strike while the --- bug is close
It is always darkest before --- daylight savings time
Never underestimate the power of --- termites
You can lead a horse to water but --- how?
Don't bite the hand that --- looks dirty
No news is --- impossible
A miss is as good as a --- Mr.
You can't teach an old dog new --- math
If you lie down with dogs, you'll --- stink in the morning
The pen is mightier than the --- pigs
An idle mind is --- the best way to relax
Where there's smoke, there's --- pollution
Happy the bride who --- gets the presents!
Two' s company, three's --- the Muscateers
Don't put off tomorrow what --- you put on to go to bed
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ---you will have to blow your nose
If at first you don't succeed --- get new batteries
When the blind leadeth the blind --- get out of the way